The Very Secret Diary
of Seraphimon
The private thoughts of a
Great Angel Digimon
by Darkangemon
Part 2
Day 1: Decided to restart diary. Too dark in Egg to write, too dark to do anything Bokomon very Protective of me, go figure.
Still an Egg
Day 2: Lots of yelling on the outside, Am v. Hungry, smell of Hamburgers not helping
Bokomon staggering around, something about Takuya’s cooking, hope he doesn’t want to make an omelette.
Maybe egg not so safe
Day 3 : Still V. Dark I’ll probably end up looking like a ghost when I hatch, Abormon was a stupid Git and got reconfigured. Here’s to poetic justice.
Think Duskmon needs an Aspirin gets all weird and wonky every time he sees Kouji
Humans really silly.
Still an Egg, oh well.
Day 6: Takuya gone other DD captured by Mercurymon and Ranamon, Humans still silly
Bokomon dancing around a lot, wonder why?
Still an Egg, Dammit.
Day 7: Takuya’s back, much stronger than before, used elemental powers to drive the fallen warriors away.
Can hear him apologising for being an absolute knit before, I don’t see what’s wrong with being that way.
Egg am I still.
Day 8 : Humans all in some kind of creepy eye thing, not that I care, this egg is far too small for me any more, Bokomon saying that Kazemon is beating Ranamon, good Ranamon was a real twerp to me, always hogging the mirror when obviously I was the prettiest person there
Hope they don’t want Eggnog to celebrate.
Day 9 (Morning) : found a strange yellow thingy in the outer shell today it gives light when I say the name TK, go figure.
Duskmon still going Bananas over Kouji, didn’t know humans could give digimon headaches that bad.
Decided to send my super Angel aspirin but all it did was make Kouji fusion evolve, I can see a career in infomercials after this is over.
Am beginning to have strange feelings towards Digitamamon.
Need to get out of egg soon
Day 9 (afternoon): Mercurymon using my form to fight Takuya TWIT he’ll end up dead on the floor if he touches on my inner wuss powers.
Kouji chasing after Duskmon, hope he has some painkillers for the poor guy.
Oh wait a sec, getting dark “TK” there we go, oh Takuya’s evolving to Aldamon now, cool.
Have fractal code back
Day 10: flap flap happy happy Big ugly eyeball thing gone
Day 11: Bad thing scary but digging fun.
Have my wings back. Go me.
Day 12: Papamom so silly, Follow me to Kouji come see come see
Whee
I like to fly
Day 13: Duskmon now Velgemon, used Boom bubble on him
Ran out of boom
Takki and Kouji beat him,
Wow he’s Kouji’s brother
Humans really confusing and silly
Day 14: Kouichi really strange, a lot like his brother. Cherubimon was really mean to him, was gonna use my Angel Wrestling Federation moves, but he ran away from Kouichi.
Pity
Humans still really silly
Day 15: Beetlemon carried me to the castle Whee. Except for the big scary dudes in cloaks
Played with Oryxmon again had fun 'til Cherubimon made him go away. Am v. Sad.
Day 16: Ophanimon gone too, Cherubimon really mad that she chose to side with the prettier person. EmperorGreymon and MagnaGarurumon cool though.
Maybe humans not that silly after all
Day 17: Cherubimon gone away to sulk, IceDevimon attacked us though so no lull, When he started getting too friendly with Kouji, Kouichi went all wonky and possessive and killed him,
Kouichi actually a little weird
Brotherly love nauseating
Day 18: Cherubimon gone, but where did all the data go?
Day 19: Met someone called Vande while searching for a snack, she says Lucemon has returned and will soon be strong enough to Recreate this world
Couldn’t those legendary gits do anything right?
Crusadermon deluded, believes she is prettier than I was.
Dynasmon has bad breath too
Royal Knights suck
Day 20 : Blue moon has whole new meaning today, lots of rocks, others still sleeping except Papamom, Neemon and Kouichi
Kouichi still strange