Season 3, Episode 37 - "No Mon Is An Island"
English Version Written By: Seth Walther
Original Airdate: March 16, 2002
Transcribed By: Maniacal Matt

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[Digimon theme plays]

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[BRIDGE ENTRANCE]

TAKATO: Whoa...

RIKA: You're not kidding...

HENRY: Come on guys! There's no use in psyching ourselves out before
we even get there.

TAKATO: I think that thing is taking care of psyching us out there,
Henry.

RIKA & GUILMON: Uh-huh.

HENRY: Let's go! We've got to get Calumon so we can get Suzie home!

LOPMON: This bridge will take us right to Zhuqiaomon's castle.
Calumon will be in there.

TAKATO: Why do I feel like I'm volunteering to talk into the lion's
den? But I guess Henry's right, we don't have a choice.

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[BRIDGE ENTRANCE]

HENRY: Sometimes it seems like we never have a choice...about
anything.

TAKATO: Yeah, and I know what you mean.

HENRY: All I ever wanted to do was to become a good Digimon Tamer and
have some fun. And now Suzie's life is in danger, and I don't know if
we'll ever get home.

TAKATO: I know...by the way, how's Terriermon?

TERRIERMON: Huh? Oh...I'm just fine! Don't you worry about me,
Takato, not one bit! Let's just hurry up, beat Zhuqiaomon, get Calumon out and go
home!

TAKATO: You ARE feeling better...

RENAMON: I only hope it's that easy.

KAZU: We're ready to fight, guys!

JERI: *quiet moan*

TAKATO: Huh? Uh...Jeri? Are you gonna be okay? Listen to me, I don't
want anyone else to be destroyed either, that's why we have to fight
Zhuqiaomon.

RIKA: You never really wanted to fight in the first place, did you,
Jeri? I don't think fighting's fun anymore either, but you've gotta
understand, this isn't the kind of fight we can just run away from.

TAKATO: Why don't you wait here, and when we come back, we can all go
home?

JERI: All of us? Except for Leomon you mean...

RIKA: Jeri...

JERI: He's never coming back, is he?

TAKATO: Hmm...

HENRY: No!

SUZIE: No, no! I'm going too!

HENRY: Absolutely not. You saw the dangerous stuff we ran into back
there, and that castle's gonna be even more dangerous! You're staying right
here.

SUZIE: But what about Lopmon?

LOPMON: I'm going...I must try to stop the fighting.

SUZIE: No! You'll get hurt!

LOPMON: I have to go, Suzie. It may be foolish or naive of me, but I
have to try to get Zhuqiaomon to listen to me.

SUZIE: Then make Terriermon stay here with me. He's hurt bad anyway.

TERRIERMON: Momentai! I'm not hurt that badly at all, Suzie. We'll be
just fine without you! Oops...

SUZIE: [crying] You can't! You can't leave me alone! Not again--!

HENRY: Argh...stop crying!

SUZIE: I'M NOT CRYING!!!

[Suzie continues to cry]

HENRY: Argh! Oh, let's just leave her here and go already!

SUZIE: NOO!! I'm going--!

HENRY: Quiet!

TERRIERMON: Oh...

TAKATO: Henry...

HENRY: You're staying! I already told you, this place is going to be
very dangerous, and you'd just be in the way! I don't know why you came
here...a little girl is no use against Digimon! It's gonna have to be up to me
alone, you got it?!

SUZIE: [cries]

RENAMON: What is he talking about?

RIKA: Yeah, what are we? Chopped liver?

TAKATO: It's okay Henry, she can come with us.

KAZU: Hey, Kenta and I will stay and look after her. Sure, I'd like
to go with Guardromon and beat up on the Sovereign, but if I have to take
one for the team to keep the little lady safe, so be it. And I'm sure Kenta
feels the same way...isn't that right, Kenta?

KENTA: Uhh...yeah, that's right! It's our duty as gentlemen to stay
behind with the little girl!

HENRY: Thanks a lot, guys.

RIKA: Did you bozos just have a good idea?

KAZU & KENTA: Can it, Rika!

RIKA: Hm!

HENRY: See, Suzie? You won't be alone, see?

[Suzie is still crying]

HENRY & TERRIERMON: Oh...

TERRIERMON: I don't think she sees, Henry.

SUZIE: I'll be okay...

TAKATO: Right then. We better get started. We've got a long way to go.

GUILMON: Do we have to walk the whole way?

LOPMON: Momentai!

TERRIERMON: Hey! That's my word!

[the bubble surrounds them]

EVERYONE: Huh? Oh...

GUILMON: I have to admit, this does beat walking! Ha ha!

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[THE BUBBLE]

GUILMON: At least we'll be destroyed in comfort.

HENRY: I can't believe Suzie.

RIKA: Huh?

GUILMON: Hmm?

HENRY: Why'd she have to come to the Digital World, anyway?

LOPMON: She came here for me...

RIKA: Yeah maybe.

HENRY: Well you should have gone to the Real World! There's no need
for her to be here.

TAKATO: But she is here, Henry, and we have to deal with it.

HENRY: I know that!! That's why I've gotta get Calumon back so we can
go home. Can you imagine what my parents must be going through?! Oh...I
guess you can.

RIKA: My mom and grandma...must be pitching a fit.

TAKATO: I bet they're both doing just fine. I mean I did send 'em
that e-mail letting them know you're okay.

RIKA: What? Sent them an e-mail? When did this happen?

TAKATO: Oh...well it happened a while back. When we got separated
from you guys, we got e-mail from the real world, and so, I kinda...well I
guess you could say...that I--

GUILMON: Uh-oh.

RIKA: --pretended to be me and sent an e-mail to my mom and grandma,
that sum it up?

TAKATO: Whoa! Hold on there, calm down. I only did it because if I
said you weren't with us, your mom and grandma would have gotten worried, 
soo....okay, go ahead and hit me.

RIKA: Why?

TAKATO: Huh?

RIKA: [blushes] Thanks for doing that...

[Takato stares, confused]

RIKA: Wait, you didn't put a girly heart or something after it, did
you?

TAKATO: Yaah...

RIKA: Did you?

TAKATO: ...What? I don't even know what a heart looks like!

GUILMON: Uh-oh!

RIKA: Hey! You did, didn't you?! Oh man, when I get through with you,
the Devas will seem like cuddly little kitty cats!

HENRY: Are you sure you're okay Terriermon? I mean, you're up for
this, aren't you?

TERRIERMON: Momentai! I'm so up for this, my ears are popping!

HENRY: That's great, we'll be able to help Suzie.

[part of Terriermon's ear fades away a bit]

RIKA: A heart?! Oh...even a smiley face would've been better!

TAKATO: Um yeah, that's uh, that's what I put, a smiley face!

RIKA: You used a smiley face, are you kidding me?!

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[ZHUQIAOMON'S CASTLE]

ZHUQIAOMON: Human fools...you have defiled my world long enough. Now
you'll pay for destroying my servants and turning these other Digimon to the
side of humans. And you'll pay dearly, I promise you. So come closer,
bickering buffoons, I'll teach you what the true power of a Digimon can do!

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[CASTLE ENTRANCE, THE BUBBLE]

RIKA: A smiley face?!

GUILMON: Guys?

RIKA: What?!

GUILMON: We're here...

[the Bubble pops]

TAKATO: Wow, this thing looks like it goes on forever.

GUILMON: You have better eyes than me, I can't see forever--

EVERYONE: Oh!

[the castle doors open]

GUILMON: Uh-oh!

TAKATO: Here we go!

GUILMON: [growls]

RENAMON: [growls]

TERRIERMON: [growls]

ALL THREE: [growling]

TAKATO: What is it, boy? What's wrong?

HENRY: Terriermon?

RIKA: Renamon, what?

RENAMON: Something's here. I can feel it. It's like a terrible,
overpowering anger that will crush us if we let our guard down!

LOPMON: It's him! We've gotta keep moving!

TAKATO: You'd think we've learned to move away from danger instead of
toward it.

RIKA: Some of us are just thick-headed, I guess.

GUILMON: She means you, Takato...

TAKATO: Yeah, yeah, I know...

RIKA: He sure likes big doors, doesn't he?

LOPMON: My Sovereign! Please hear my humble request.

[the door to Zhuqiamon's lair opens]

TAKATO: Well it's good he's got an open-door policy.

RIKA: Good for us, or good for him?

TAKATO: I don't know. [nervously] Heh heh...

LOPMON: Sovereign...

ZHUQIAOMON: Tresspassers. You have disturbed the lair of Zhuqiaomon, 
Sovereign of the Digital World and protector of its inhabitants. Look
upon my countenance and tremble with fear, for in my eyes, you see your
own undoing.

GUILMON: [growling]

TAKATO: Um...okay I'm trembling over here.

RIKA: Yeah...trembling sure looks like the thing to do right now.

HENRY: [growls] You've got a friend of ours! Give Calumon back!

ZHUQIAOMON: Such a large demand from such a small creature. Why
should I give him up, so you can take him back to the other world? Never! The 
Catalyst belongs here!

TAKATO: The Catalyst? What do you think he means by that?

RENAMON: He must be talking about Calumon!

HENRY: [thinking] I can't let him scare me. I've got to get Calumon
and bring Suzie back to the Real World! I've just got to! [talking]
You're not gonna scare me off!

[Takato and Rika put their hands on Henry's shoulder]

HENRY: Huh?

RIKA: What do you mean scare YOU off? What about us?

HENRY: Rika...Renamon...

TAKATO: Hey, you didn't forget us, did ya?

HENRY: Takato...Guilmon...alright, I just hope you know what you're
getting yourselves into. [to Terriermon] Are you ready to
fight?

TERRIERMON: Anytime, anywhere! [thinks] There I go, shooting my mouth
off again!

HENRY: Then let's teach this guy a lesson he won't forget!

TAKATO, HENRY & RIKA: Digi-Modify!! Matrix Digivolution activate!

COMPUTER: Matrix Digivolution...

TERRIERMON: Terriermon Matrix Digivolve to...

RENAMON: Renamon Matrix Digivolve to...

GUILMON: Guilmon Matrix Digivolve to...

RAPIDMON: Rapidmon!

TAOMON: Taomon!

WARGROWLMON: WarGrowlmon!

ZHUQIAOMON: Am I supposed to be afraid?

RAPIDMON: No, you're supposed to take your beating like a good little 
villain!

HENRY: Huh?

RAPIDMON: Let's go guys!

ZHUQIAOMON: You're wasting your time!

RAPIDMON: I was just about to say the same thing!

ZHQUIAMON: Phoenix Fire!

WARGROWLMON: AHHH!!

TAOMON: AHH!!

RAPIDMON: AHHHHH!!!

[all three Digimon fall to the ground]

HENRY: No! Rapidmon!

RAPIDMON: [weakly] I think that went really well, don't you?

RIKA: He took them down in one shot.

TAKATO: How can he be so powerful?

ZHUQIAOMON: You Digimon depend on these human maggots for strength!
But we don't need filthy weaklings in the coming battle! Phoenix Fire!

TAOMON: We shall see who's weak...

RAPIDMON: AH!!

ZHUQIAOMON: You brought the human infestation to our world, and if it 
crumbles, it will be your fault!

TAOMON: [struggling] AHH!!

TAKATO: If he keeps this up, we'll all be roasted!

RIKA: Taomon, we've got to figure out some way to Digivolve to Mega
Level!

TAOMON: I'm sorry Rika, I've got my hands full just trying to
maintain this 
shield!

TAKATO: If only Guilmon and I could figure out how to be Gallantmon 
again...but how?

[scene switches over to the place Jeri and co. are]

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[Jeri is looking sadly at her Digivice]

KAZU: Man! Two sad girls...

KENTA: Hey Kazu!

KAZU: Mm...I haven't even started dating! I've gotta deal with two
sad girls!

GUARDROMON: Once you start dating, I'm sure you'll make many girls
sad!

KAZU: WHAT?!

GUARDROMON: Won't you?

KAZU: Just watch Suzie...

GUARDROMON: Humans are so confusing.

JERI: Oh Leomon...you'd still be alive if it weren't for me.

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[ZHUQIAOMON'S CASTLE]

ZHUQUIAMON: Capitulate, fools!

WARGROWLMON: Hah! We don't know the meaning of the word! ...Atomic
Blaster!

RAPIDMON: Rapid Fire!

RIKA: His heat is like a barrier. Nothing can get through it!

ZHUQIAOMON: Phoenix Fire!

WARGROWLMON: AHHH!!!

RAPIDMON: AHHHH!!!

[Taomon's shield pops]

ZHUQIAOMON: Phoenix Fire!

[WarGrowlmon shields the others from Zhuqiamon's attack and is hit]

WARGROWLMON: AHH!!!

TAKATO: Pick on someone your own size!

[Rapidmon comes out from behind the flames]

RAPIDMON: AH! Bunny Blast!

[the guns on his back disappear]

RAPIDMON: Uh...oh no, not now!

ZHUQIAOMON: Phoenix Fire!

RAPIDMON: AHH!!!

HENRY: NO!! RAPIDMON!

RAPIDMON: [groaning]

LOPMON: Without the ability to Digivolve, I'm powerless. I might as
well not even be here.

ZHUQIAOMON: Lopmon! You are my last remaining Deva. Come back to me,
and I will forgive your betrayal. Together, we will destroy these traitors
and their disgusting humans!

LOPMON: I can no longer serve someone who believes in violence!

ZHUQIAOMON: Then you're a traitor too!

LOPMON: Say what you will, but I will not be swayed!

ZHUQIAOMON: So be it. Phoenix Fire!

LOPMON: Ahh!

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[PLACE WHERE JERI AND CO. ARE]

SUZIE: Huh? It's Lopmon...huh? [takes out her Digivice]

[little screen shows Zhuqiaomon attacking Lopmon]

SUZIE: No! Lopmon!

[flashback]

HENRY: You're staying!

[end flashback]

SUZIE: Ah...[thinks] Lopmon...

[Suzie runs over to the arch thing]

GUARDROMON: Huh? Hmm? Oh!

[Suzie climbs up the arch]

GUARDROMON: You sure that's safe?

SUZIE: No.

GUARDROMON: Okay!

SUZIE: [thinks] Lopmon needs me. Maybe she can get by with just my
prayers! [talking] Lopmon, you can't leave me!

[Suzie's Digivice glows and she starts to float in the air]

[...and she starts to fly!]

SUZIE: Hold on, Lopmon! I'm coming!

GUARDROMON: She can fly?! I fear I'll never understand these humans...

KAZU: Hey! What's all the jabberin' about over here? Uh...uhh...um,
where'd Suzie go?

GUARDROMON: She flew away.

KAZU: SHE FLEW AWAY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! BUT HOW?! YOU WERE S'POSED
TO BE WATCHING HER!!!

GUARDROMON: I was, I watched the whole thing...

KAZU: Gah...THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BIG DOOFUS!!!

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[ZHUQIAOMON'S CASTLE]

[WarGrowlmon is being attacked by Zhuqiaomon]

WARGROWLMON: Hot! Hot! HOT!

LOPMON: Thank you WarGrowlmon.

WARGROWLMON: Uh-huh...[whimpers]

ZHUQIAOMON: Had enough yet, maggot lovers?

[a missile from Rapidmon comes soaring through the air]

RAPIDMON: Never!

ZHUQIAOMON: Huh?

RAPIDMON: I mean it's not like we like being bruised, it's just,
well, you know what I mean. We'll never give up! Even if--oh! [his shoulder
fades a bit]

TAOMON: Rapidmon, back off! You're hurt too badly. If you sustain any
more damage, your data will be destroyed!

RAPIDMON: Back off? There's no way I'm gonna let this overgrown
canary stop 
me!
HENRY: What was I thinking?

[flashback of Chatsuramon attacking Terriermon]

HENRY: [V/O] I mean, I knew you were hurt, but all I could think
about was Suzie. How could I send you into battle like that?

[end flashback]

HENRY: [starts crying] I guess I'm just about the worst Digimon Tamer
there ever was...

RAPIDMON: No, it's not your fault!

HENRY: I shouldn't have pushed you to fight, I should have found
another way!

RAPIDMON: Listen to me! It's the bird's fault and I won't let him win!

ZHUQIAOMON: You still mean to oppose me?

RAPIDMON: Or die trying!

ZHUQIAOMON: As you wish! Phoenix Fire!

RAPIDMON: AHHHH!!!! [De-Digivolves back into Terriermon]

TERRIERMON: --AHHHH!!!! [falls to the ground]

HENRY: NO! Terriermon!

TERRIERMON: Sorry Henry...I tried. The birdbrain was too much for me.

HENRY: Don't be sorry, Terriermon. I was the one who failed you.

TERRIERMON: Heh...what are ya, Henry? The center of the universe?
What, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?

HENRY: What are you talking about?

TERRIERMON: Just look behind you, Henry...

HENRY: Huh?

[Henry looks back at Takato, Rika and Digimon]

TERRIERMON: You don't have to do everything yourself. They're here to
help you. Let 'em.

[Suzie flies in]

SUZIE: Ahh!

HENRY: Wha--Suzie?!

LOPMON: What are you doing here, Suzie?

SUZIE: Well you called me, didn't you, silly?

LOPMON: I called you? Hm...you may be right.

TERRIERMON: Guess your demanding big brother voice doesn't work so
well, huh? [gets up] Well there's no way I'm gonna stop fighting if Suzie's
gonna be in danger!

HENRY: Terriermon, you can't.

TERRIERMON: Remember what you told me if I ever got lost? Meet back
at your house.

HENRY: That's right...we'll all meet back there.

SUZIE: Lopmon's coming too, right?

LOPMON: I can come?

SUZIE: Mm-hmm.

RIKA: Mm-hmm.

TAOMON: Mm-hmm.

WARGROWLMON: Mm-hmm.

TAKATO: We just gotta get past that turkey!

TERRIERMON: You gonna tell your friends you got beaten by a turkey,
Henry?

HENRY: Not a chance! Come on, let's do this together!

COMPUTER: Biomerge Digivolution...

HENRY: Biomerge activate!

TERRIERMON: Terriermon Biomerge to...

MEGAGARGOMON: MegaGargomon!

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CALUMON: [climbing] Oh...how do spiders do this all the time? This is
really hard work. Plus, it's so dark and dirty in all this dirty
darkness...huh? A light! [smiles] It's all warm and inviting, like a bathtub waving at
me! A bathtub full of hope!

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[ZHUQIAMON'S CASTLE]

TAOMON: Another Biomerge!

TAKATO: Amazing...

RIKA: MegaGargomon! Special attack, Gargo Missiles.

TAKATO: Jeez! He should be called 
Humongo-Enormous-Seven-Storeys-Tall-Missile from the look of him.

HENRY: Ah...what just happened? Did I really become a Digimon?

TERRIERMON: Well call me crazy, but I think we became one together!

HENRY: This is incredible! I can feel your power flowing through me!
Giving 
me strength!

TERRIERMON: Me too! I'm not in pain anymore.

HENRY: Then let's go get him!

TERRIERMON: That felt good! Say it again!

ZHUQIAMON: Digimon and humans Digivolve together? This is an
abomination! You have tainted the very core of the Digital World, and you will 
pay...DESOLATION BLAST!!

[a stone slab crashes to the ground]

ZHUQIAOMON: Now where will you run? [laughs evilly]

WARGROWLMON: Ah...

[Taomon puts up a shield around Takato, Rika and Suzie]

MEGAGARGOMON: Is that all you got? And you call us pathetic!

ZHUQIAOMON: You dare taunt me?!

MEGAGARGOMON: You bet I'll do it again too!

HENRY: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

MEGAGARGOMON: Power Pummel!

ZHUQIAOMON: YAAAAHH!!!!

HENRY: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

MEGAGARGOMON: YAAAAAAAA--AHH!!! [kicks Zhuqiaomon in the face]

HENRY: YAAAAHH!!!!

MEGAGARGOMON: YAAAAAAA--AHHH!!!! [kicks Zhuqiaomon in the
face...again]

HENRY: YAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

[MegaGargomon kicks Zhuqiaomon in the face...AGAIN!!]

MEGAGARGOMON: That's still not enough for ya?! Mega Barrage!

ZHUQIAOMON: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Phoenix Fire!!

HENRY: You think that scares us now?!

MEGAGARGOMON: Why don't you try this one on for size?! GARGO MISSILES!

[the faces on the missles turn into smiling doggy faces]

RIKA: He's breaking up Zhuqiaomon's attack!

ZHUQIAOMON: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! You think you can defeat me that
easily?! [ground breaks apart] AHHHHHH!!!!!

MEGAGARGOMON: Looks like that'd be a big "yes!"

TERRIERMON: I can't believe it! We did it, Henry!

HENRY: Yes, WE did. Now let's get Calumon and go home.

TERRIERMON: Aw...I'm just gettin' warmed up!

HENRY: Terriermon...

GUILMON: I can't believe it's over.

TAKATO: Yeah, I know.

HENRY: [thinks] So what's next? Can we really just go home, or are
there other battles we have to fight?

TAKATO: Thanks Henry, we'd have been lost without you two.

HENRY: Not at all. We are a team, aren't we?

TERRIERMON: Are we gonna be sappy all day?

LOPMON: [thinks] Digimon and human together...they have the power to
defeat the most powerful Digimon!

HENRY: Come on, let's go find Calumon.

[the ground behind him erupts]

EVERYONE: Oh!

TERRIERMON: Huh?

HENRY: No!

ZHUQIAOMON: [laughs evilly] Surprised? You dare believe you could
defeat me? I am a Sovereign! There will be nothing left of you but ashes when
I'm done! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!!

DAVIS: [narrating] Man! This guy just won't stay down! Maybe Henry
and the others won't get home. To find out, keep watching "Digimon:
Digital Monsters!"

[roll end credits]