Season 2, Episode 12: "The Good, The Bad, and the Digi"
English Version Written By: Michael Sorich
Original Air Date: October 14, 2000
Transcribed By: katiecat <www.geocities.com/lime_lizard>
[OPENING SCENE: EXT. - DIGITAL WORLD]
[BIRDRAMON is being chased by some FLYING DRAGONS]
Birdramon: Ah! Sora!
[tennis court in the real world...]
Sora: Huh? Uh, nice serve, Gwen. I'm feelin a little dizzy. I'd better take a break.
Sora: Actually, why don't you two play? Huh?
[SORA'S DIGIVICE is beeping]
Sora [thinking]: Biyomon's in trouble! But how will I get to the digital world?
[at KARI'S apartment]
Gatomon: That catnip rinse makes my ears look too stiff.
Kari: So, ready to go?
Gatomon: Rome wasn't built in a day. Looking beautiful takes time!
Kari: So, beautiful, can you help me wash the dishes?
Gatomon: Okay, time's up!
Kari: Why are you ears sticking up?
Gatomon: It's a new look. It's quite the rage in Katmandu!
Kari: I thought cats were supposed to like mice, not moose!
TK and Patamon: *snore*
Davis: Ugh, my stomach's full.
DemiVeemon: You shouldn't eat so much in the morning!
Davis: You ate twice as much as me! If you keep it up, you'll digivolve into Heavymon!
[DEMIVEEMON recieves an S.O.S. from BIYOMON]
DemiVeemon: Huh? Biyomon!
Cody: An emergency call from Biyomon. What's up?
Cody: It's Biyomon! She needs our help!
[UPAMON is playing with CODY'S kendo stuff]
Upamon: That's nothing to shake a stick at!
Cody: Note to self: Think of better wat to sneak Upamon out of apartment.
Yolei: Hey, try to be more careful next time! Cody? What have you been eating? You must have gained 20 pounds!
Cody: It's Upamon!
Yolei: You ATE Upamon?
Cody: Forget it! Sora sent us a message saying Biyomon's in trouble!
Yolei: Your tummy's growling!
[CODY and YOLEI go to the school]
Cody: The only way not to look suspicious is to sneak quietly.
Davis: It's about time! Where TK and Kari?
Yolei: It wasn't my turn to watch them! No TK or Kari?
Cody: If they were out of town, at least they'd email us.
Kari: That milkshake was really good, but seeing you drink out a straw was even better!
[the two of them enjoy the BREEZE]
Kari: Now we can take some pictures!
Gatomon: No, wait! The fish market is calling my name! 'Gatomon'...
[TK and PATAMON are stil sleeping]
TK and Patamon: *snore*
Yolei: Maybe their batteries are dead!
Davis: Maybe TK decided to wash in the bathtub!
Sora: Biyomon needs us! We'll just have to go without them!
Yolei: Let's see where Biyomon's signal came from. There it is!
Davis: Well, now that we know where we need to get, let's get to getting to it, got it?
Yolei: Alright everyone, Digiport open!
[TRANSFER to DIGIWORLD]
[there's sand and dirt flying all around the kids]
Hawkmon: Oh, woah there...I sense this place is a cultural desert.
Veemon: Did you say dessert?
Armadillomon: This sandblasting sure makes my shell look real shiny!
[the sand clears to reveal a GHOST TOWN]
Davis: Check it out! It look like the old west!
Cody: Where's the spire we saw on the monitor?
Yolei: I don't see a control spire anywhere!
Hawkmon: Fear not, Yolei, for I shall save you from any danger that may be thrust upon us!
Yolei: How about finding us some cold water?
Sora: She can't have gone far, Davis. She's here somewhere. Where's that music coming from?
Cody: It's coming from over there!
Davis: Well, how do you like that? It's just a player piano! I'm starting to think there's nobody here!
Voice: Yer came to the right place, yer just sit right where ya are, so says the mon behind the star!
Voice: Howdy! Welcome, digipilgrims, to the safest town west of Sirus. I'm Starmon.
Hawkmon: Starmon is a law and order digimon who keeps the peace. But, if you break the law, his powerful Meteor Shower will rain down swift justice upon you!
Starmon: Now, belly up to the boss, so I can welcome you all with a cold mug'a welcome milk!
Starmon: Didn't spill a drop, did I? My way of being neighbourly to strangers. So, here's to ya!
Sora: What is welcome milk?
Starmon: It's 100% homogenized moo juice, little missy! *laugh* Welcome.
Davis: Now that you mention it, I'm kindy thirsty.
Yolei: My mouth feels like a cothes dryer full of cotton balls!
Armadillomon: My tongue is a dusty tank train!
All: Thank you!
Starmon: Hmm...tourists...you gotta love 'em.
Sora: Uh, Mr. Starmon? Have you by any chance seen a cute little pink bird-link digimon named Biyomon?
Starmon: Did you say Biyomon? That kind of rings a bell. Yep, I've got a feeling I've heard that description before.
[STARMON snaps, and WANTED POSTERS appear, with Biyomon's picture on them all.]
Sora: Biyomon wanted? What did she do?
Starmon: That digidesperado is on the run from the Digimon Emperor! But they haven't caught her yet.
Sora: Well, I hope she's somewhere safe now, but I know I'll feel a lot better when we find her. Sir, maybe you could help find her, We heard she was last seen near here.
Starmon: You are right about that, ma'am.
Sora: And if Biyomon were in trouble, you'd help her. You being a lawmon, I know you'd save her from that Digimon Emperor!
Starmon: Ma'm, there's something I gotta tell you.
[STARMON takes off his hat to reveal a DARK RING]
All: Huh? He's wearing a dark ring!
Veemon: Well, I knew behind that tin star was a gutless, lowlife lackey of the Emperor with jelly for a spine!
Davis: You could have told us! And what did we say about name-calling?
Armadillomon: Look's like the jury's still out on Starmon. Think he's a good apple, or a bad one?
Cody: People are like milk. They can turn bad.
Starmon: You're right! You might think I'm lower than a snake's belly for saying this, but I DO work for the Emperor, and I got orders!
Digimon Emperor: Hunt them down, and punish the digidestined!
Davis: What's the earth-reject up to now? Pulling wings off butterflies?
Starmon: You can bet he's experimenting with something evil!
Digimo Emperor: Almost finished.
Starmon: *laugh* Earth-reject! I'll have to use that at the next company picnic and team-building seminar!
[the DIGIDESTINED have left the SALOON]
Starmon: Well, don't that beat-on. Trying to escape.
[the DIGIDESTINED are running away]
Starmon: It's no use trying to high-tail it out of her! Time for a weather report. Meteor Shower!
Davis: I;ve heard of heavy showers, but that was too much!
[STARMON captured them, and puts them in JAIL]
Starmon: Now you'll enjoy your stay. Here's the rules: No cookies in your cell, no loud music after eight, and no chucking oysters during a month without an 'R'. Enjoy!
Davis: No way!
Sora: Huh? What was that?
Biyomon: I tried to get away, but I just didn't have the strength.
Sora: Shhh, don't talk. What happened?
Biyomon: *laugh* You just said not to talk, didn't you? I wish you'd make up your mind!
Sora: Kay. You can talk a little.
Biyomon: When I first came to this town, I had no idea it was under the control of the Emperor! I had been shot down b his flying dragons, and needed food! I was tired, hungry, and very, very thirsty.
Starmon: Welcome, stranger! Your throaat must be parched! How about a cold drink of milk?
Biyomon: Why thank you! I am thirsty. Thank you for your hospitality!
Starmon: Meteor Shower!
Biyomon: Oh! Oh no! Oh!
Starmon: Glad you could stay a while.
Veemon: Vee Head-Butt! Ow! I think I used a little too much 'vee' and not enough 'head-butt'!
Davis: Nice try, buddy!
Cody: That wall is as hard as his head, and just as thick!
Armadillomon: You said it.
Cody: But it should be no problem for you to drill through that wall. Digivolve to Digmon!
Armadillomon: I'm too weak to do it.
Cody: I forgot we haven't eaten.
Armadillomon: I could do something if I had food.
Cody: Boy, Yolei, I sure wish we had some snacks from your store.
Yolei: I'll call my dad! He delivers!
Hawkmon: But Yolei, we're imprisoned in the Digital World!
Veemon: You're right! If it's more than 5 miles, there's a delivery charge!
Sora: What is it, Biyomon?
Biyomon: It sounds....like a horse!
Yolei: He needs new shoes.
[a strange looking DIGIMON comes in the door]
Digimon: I said woah! Never fear, the protecter of justice is here. Holy guacamole! Just who in tarnation are you? Howdy, folks.
Armadillomon: Deputymon is a barrel-chested digimon that shoots from the lip. But, usually he's helpful and harmless.
Deputymon: From the look on your faces, I feel like I squashed your favourite hat! What's the story?
Armadillomon: We got put in the dungeon for no reason by your partner, Starmon!
Cody: Where's your justice?
Veemon: Yeah, there's nothing else in here, just us! So let's see it, where's your dark ring, Deputy?
Deputymon: I ain't got no ring. Nobody controls me, I control myself.
Veemon: There's no dark ring!
Deputymon: Right-toe, ya varmants!
Yolei: We're sorry to have been no suspicious, Deputymon, but put yourself in our boots!
Deputymon: There, you see any dark rings now?
[DEPUTYMON has gotten completely undressed]
Deputymon: Sorry. I guess I got a little carried away.
Yolei: We didn't see anything. Uh, Deputymon, are you here to keep us in jail, or to set us free?
Deputymon: No need to fret, lady. Soon you'll be free!
Deputymon: 'Course I'm only freeing the girls.
Deputymon: I need card players, but not boys, 'cause they cheat.
Davis: Say what?
Veemon: Did I mention I don't even cheat at solitare?
Deputymon: Strictly women-folk, only. That's the rule.
Armadillomon: Coudn't you make that women, children, and digimon first?
Cody: Could you find it in your heart to ake an exception and let us all go?
Deputymon: Ladies only. Scoot! What is this, the petrified desert? I said SCOOT!
Hawkmon and Biyomon: But we're not boys!
Deputymon [to invisable horse]: Move it! Giddyup, doll face!
Invisable horse: *neighs*
Starmon: Well, it's lunchtime. Being a ruthless villain sure works up an appetite! And after lunch, a little nap so I'll be my mean old self again! WHat? They're gone!
Davis: Deputymon freed the girls said boys cheat at cards.
Cody: I imagine they're enjoying some delicious snacks right about now.
Starmon [very angry]: Ooh...I'm going to let that pop gun have it with both barrels! Huh!
[STARMON leaves, going after DEPUTYMON]
Veemon: Just look at that.
Davis: Look at what?
Veemon: His lunch!
Armadillomon: Yummy. If I can just wrap my lips around that lunch, I can Armour Digivolve!
Cody: I've got an idea!
Armadillomon: What's your plan?
Cody: Pretend these ropes are pasta, and help yourself to all-you-can-eat!
Armadillomon: Mammia mia!
Deputymon: I just love cards. Credits cards, greeting cards, you name it!
Yolei: What a show off! After a couple of hands, let's try to sneak away!
Sora: Maybe we can get him to fall asleep by talking him into playing Canasta!
Deputymon: Ever played 52 Pickup? Ah, skip it. Yahoo! Welcome, ladies and gentleMON. Welcome, to toe world championship of Old Maid. Winner take all. Ah, come on. Let's hear it!
Girls [sarcastic]: Yay!
Sora [whispering]: Know any ways of cheating when it comes to playing Old Maid?
Yolei [whispering]: Follow me.
Veemon: I almost got it, Davis. There!
Davis: Now, to figure a way to break out!
Veemon: Chocolate always works.
Cody: Well, that about does it. We're almost free!
Armadillomon: Delicious ropes!
Deputymon: Now, don't try anything tricky, or no fruit cup, ya hear? Huh? Starmon!
Starmon: Well, if it ain't that namby-pamby poor excuse for a sidekick, Deputymon. Playing with the girls again, Gorgey-Porgey?
Deputymon: Stop that talk! Ya got no right!
Starmon: For once, you're right. The time for talking is over!
Deputymon: Let's settle this once and for all.
[DAVIS makes a lasso, and throws it to STARMON'S lunch]
Davis: Come to papa!
Veemon: Oh, boy!
Cody: Those ropes were just a high-fiver appetizer. Now, bon appetite!
Armadillomon: Looks might tasty.
[ARMADILLOMON starts to eat the sandwiches]
Davis [to Veemon]: You know, the easiest way to escape is to dig out, You can help out later!
Armadillomon [to Veemon]: You can have some.
Cody: Just this once, it's okat to gulp our food. We've got to help our friends!
Cody: Digiarmour Energize!
Armadillomon: Armadillomon Armour Digivolve to...Digmon: The Drill of Power!
Veemon: Let's move it!
Davis: You got it! Digiarmour Energize!
Veemon: Veemon, Armour Digivolve to...Raidramon: The Storm of Friendship!
Starmon: This ghost town isn't big enough for the both of us, even if we are the only ones here!
Yolei: I saw a movie like this once. The god buy won.
Sora: What one's good?
Starmon: We'll take three steps, then turn around and fire, Ready? One...Two...
Girls [sarcastic]: Go, whoever.
Starmon: Two and Seven Sixteenths...hey!
Deputymon: That's right. I've already turned around.
Starmon: Hold on! Good guys aren't supposed to cheat!
Deputymon: I'm not that good. Besides, I've never won at nothing. But today, win, lose, or draw, I'm cming out of this a winner.
Sora: It seems like this has become a battle of wits, and it look like Deputymon's out of ammunition.
Yolei: Check, please.
Deputymon: Semi-good always triumphs over evil, so go ahead, Starmon, give me your best shot!
Starmon: Fine. We'll see how this fortune cookie crumbles! Meteor Shower!
Davis: Woah, let's move!
[DEPUTYMON is hit by STARMON'S attack]
Starmon: Well, I dropped him like a bad habit. Looks like one down, two to go.
Biyomon: Not quite!
Hawkmon: What she said!
Davis: I'll handle this!
Starmon: That's where you're wrong. Meteor Shower!
[RAIDRAMON is hit by the attack, making his dedigivolve. He falls from fhe sky, along with Davis, and the rest catch him.]
Biyomon: Too much chocolate!
Veemon: I'll try to cut back. Davis, digivolve me into Flamedramon! He's a better fighter!
Davis: Right, Veemon! Digiarmour Energize!
Veemon: Veemon, Armour Digivolve to...Flamedramon: The Fire of Courage!
Flamedramon: Starmon, you're fired. Fire Rocket!
[STARMON goes flying]
Armadillomon: Look, a control spire!
Cody: Let's go!
[STARMON smashes into the SPIRE, which has been hidden by a WATER TOWER]
[STARMON'S DARK RING comes off]
Davis: Well, thanks to us, your town won't be under the Emperor's control anymore!
Sora: It was a tough job, but someone had to do it!
Starmon: I guess I just went plum loco. Hope there's no hard feelins, Biyomon.
Biyomon: There's no need to apologize. I'm glad things are normal now!
Deputymon: Yoo-hoo! Tarnations! Good that I caught ya. All of you didn't think you were going to skidaddle without saying adios and playinf some more cards, did ya?
All: We woudn't do that! *sigh*
Sora: So, what have you got, Cody?
Cody: I've got two pair. A pair of aces, and anoter pair of aces. Is that good?
Sora: That beats us all!
Starmon: We're switching to my favourite game: Go Fish!
All: Go Fish!? Aww...
Digimon Emperor: Hm. Those digidim-wits have no idea what I've got up my sleeve.
Narrator: What WILL the Digimon Emperor do to raise the stakes higher for the Digidestined? FInd out next time, on Digimon: Digital Monsters!
[CLOSING THEME, CREDITS]